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Empanado

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Santiago, Chile

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2/1/03

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Empanado

what the hell

Posted by Empanado Feb. 22, 2008 @ 6:31 PM EST

I think that my taste in females is only getting worse .
Now I've got the hots for Nina Hagen. Her daughter's fine, too.

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I've already said this but it deserves reiteration

Posted by Empanado Jan. 13, 2008 @ 3:25 PM EST

Ely Guerra.
She gets me hot even though she has the worst hair this side of the Rio Grande and I don't even like her songs that much in the first place.

Also, fuck you YouTube! Thou no longer holdeth copyright-infringing music videos!

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Chile in the Eighties

Posted by Empanado Dec. 2, 2007 @ 7:52 PM EST

I was born in Chillán in 1989, the last year of the 80s. Chile during this decade was a mystery shrouded in an enigma. Many dark secrets remain undiscovered to this day. There was brutality. There was hope. There were dismembered corpses and a drug-addicted street kid who saw the Holy Virgin. Dust in the streets, smoke in the air. A mute ghost of a country, the shadow of a silent man.

Now, I may not know much of these years. I have, however, dug deep in this age and discovered two undeniable truths:

- This dude was (and is) cool.
- This dude was (and is) uncool.

That is all.

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Fancy feature?

Posted by Empanado Aug. 2, 2007 @ 2:21 AM EDT

I am uncertain about the level of fanciness that this here feature possesses. However, I have decided to discover more about its fanciful nature, or lack thereof.

So, how fancy could these personal post shenanigans be? I'm thinking quite fancy. At least until I get bored of writing dumb stuff and they are rendered lame instantly.

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