Score: 10

"Neato!"

submission: Gateway II

date: September 14, 2007

Pretty awesome stuff. Right at this moment I'm stuck at the 2nd phone but I think I'll find a way to break on through.

So, our blocky guy, he's the doctor, right?

Score: 10

"Oh my God."

submission: TheYellowLine

date: February 18, 2006

This is... magnificent. The humanity, the beauty, war, peace, pain and glory in a simple shape! An epic masterpiece. This is true representation of the fall from grace of the human soul, and its rise from the ashes. It leaves me... speechless.

Score: 8

"Ew."

submission: A Punch-Out Montage

date: August 23, 2005

I didn't see that one coming. I guess that is because I always thought Al Sharpton was straight. Oh well, I guess you can never tell.

Anyways. Well-made, but not particularly original or overwhelmingly funny.

A three.

Score: 9

"Important!"

submission: Woods

date: January 5, 2006

I have introduced this piece of work at the townhall of the city of Hualañé, deep in the forests of South-Central Chile, and it has incited a popular revolt in all parties involved. The city's major, Mr. Juan Domínguez, has been lynched and the people now claim you to lead them in a separatist coup. They have been so inspired by this tune, that they want to create their own Republic so that you can come here and rule them with an iron fist while you create more music-like thingies.

...

Okay, I made that up. But the tune's still good. I'm no music man, but it's got a thing to it, calm, yet, y'know... moving? Or something like that. You are a great man.